Here’s a question? How the eff does one get an email from Babycenter and Silver Singles Dating Site in the same fucking 5 minutes? How do those go hand in hand? First of all, Babycenter, I am done with you. I’ve had my babies and I care to have no more, thank you very much. Also, considering the present circumstances of my life, couldn’t make a baby if I even wanted to unless I’m just pulling some guy off the street with sexy words such as “put a baby in my belly.” I guess that’s where the Silver Singles come in? 🤷🏻‍♀️

B, Silver Singles, how the fuck did you get my email address, who the fuck are you, and WHO THE FUCK are you calling silver or old and, I mean this with every fiber of my being, go the fuck away. Seriously. Stop harassing my email account. I am not silver, I am not old. I am 37 years young and not interested in your geriatric love matches. Fuck right on off.

Rant over. Carry on.