It’s been a hot minute since I’ve had any major widowhood complaints. Well, let me rephrase that, it’s a been a hot minute since I’ve published any major widowhood complaints … Continue reading In Case of Emergency…
Category: funny
Reality Bites
Well, I guess it wasn’t the grand finale, but we all probably could have guessed that. What can I say? I just love “writing down” all the things. Should I … Continue reading Reality Bites
The Grand Finale?
I had a dream. And not in the Martin Luther King way. This dream in no way will or has affected anyone but me. It’s not life altering and altruistic … Continue reading The Grand Finale?
No Hands, No Hands!
2 blogs in one week?! What are we doing, Kellie? What can I say, it’s either feast or famine around here. And sometimes when inspiration strikes, ya just gotta roll … Continue reading No Hands, No Hands!
Your Mom
Disclaimer: Maybe I’ve already told this story but I’m old, I can’t remember and I don’t feel like looking back to either confirm or deny. And it’s a story that … Continue reading Your Mom
You Ain’t Gotta Go To Work Work Work
Well. I did it. I applied for a job. I interviewed for a job. I took a job. I showed up at a job. I even completed my first week … Continue reading You Ain’t Gotta Go To Work Work Work
Empty Nest Ish
“How are you?” In the words of my father, every time you ask him anything, that’s a loaded question. And it’s one that I keep getting, as we all do. … Continue reading Empty Nest Ish
Aptitude Ineptitude
Back when I was a junior in high school, I took an aptitude test called the ASVAB (Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery), mainly to get out of regular class but … Continue reading Aptitude Ineptitude
Mammogram 101
Disclaimer: That photo relates to nothing but look how studious I look. Like a professor teaching Mammogram 101. Also, this is all about titties. In case that wasn’t clear. Ladies, … Continue reading Mammogram 101
Welfare Check In
Is one allowed to perform her own welfare check? Probably not. Alas, here I am, doing it anyway. As should be our right, to check in on ourselves, try to … Continue reading Welfare Check In
