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The Purge Part 2

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I did it again. I got the dump trailer back and finished The Big Purge as I’m calling it (that’s not true, I’m not calling it anything, just felt like it needed a label. It really doesn’t.)

Moving on, I went through my bathroom, most of the office, the kitchen and both boys’ rooms (shhhh, don’t tell them how many toys and stuffed animals I actually got rid of, it’s a need to know basis, and they DON’T need to know. They also won’t even notice unless specifically told. Because they have too much shit). I went through the garage and then underneath the house where apparently we stored either medieval torture devices or yard tools that I will never touch, can’t be sure which they were.

I worked my ass off yesterday though. I was dirty, sweaty, grimy, smelly (in 5th grade, people thought it was cool to call me smelly Kellie, so original), sweary and all around disgusting. But it sure did feel good! I liked to pretend I was a spear thrower especially with the torture devices/yard tools (I’d let you be the judge but that shit is gone!) throwing them as hard as I could into said dump trailer. There is something very cathartic about throwing heavy things as hard as you fucking can into a trailer than can’t really be damaged (not by me throwing anyway!).

Side note, just got a call on my cell phone from myself. I didn’t answer. I should know I don’t like to talk on the phone. Next time, me, text me if you want a response.

Anyway, as usually happens with The Big Purge (make me stop calling it that), I found another notebook. An Ash notebook. Oh how he loved his lists. (I think I actually channeled my inner Ash with this whole house, moving, building decision because I made lists. Pros. Cons. Neutrals. Ups. Downs. Backs and forths. So, don’t worry, I’m not taking this whole move thing lightly. I’m not leading with my heart. I’m using my big ol’ brains this time around and I think my big ol’ brains are pretty spot on.) Anyway, a lot of tangents here. Sorry.

Back to The Ash Notebook (apparently I’m labeling that, too. Very into labels today). This notebook was one that he started post cancer/ sir-I’m-sorry-to-tell-you-that-you’re-dying-at-age-37 diagnosis. A lot of it was notes on the big words we had been told but didn’t understand. There were phone numbers and doctor names, appointments at Johns Hopkins and Duke, addresses to said appointments, notes on what to bring with us, new vocabulary words such as biliary, esophageal-gastric and tumor markers. There was also some random Turf’s Up notes in there and all star baseball information.

But, also, in The Ash Notebook was a list of all the places he wanted to visit while he was still here with us on Earth. Ash loved to travel. Aside from golf, it was his biggest passion. He was happiest when he was somewhere new, experiencing something different. Some of the places on his list, we actually made happen and some of them we didn’t. We made it to Durango, Silverton, Ouray and Telluride, CO. We made it to Ft. Worth and Austin, TX but did miss out on San Antonio. He made it out to California with Jack but not to the places he was hoping for – San Francisco, San Diego and Redwoods National Forest. We even made it to “somewhere warm and tropical with an oceanfront room.” We went to Jamaica with our boys and had exactly that! How lucky are we? There were only a couple of places he didn’t make it to – Arizona (Tucson, Scottsdale and the Grand Canyon), Ireland (though, to be fair, I think it was his dream to take me there because I wanted to go more than one of his bucket list places), New York City (this one we tried to make happen a few different times but because of either kids, their sports, his treatment schedules and just the way he felt every day, we never did make it happen). We made a lot of it happen, though and I am so grateful for that.

Also in this notebook, I found some notes to me and I thought I’d share them, because it’s exactly what I needed to read, exactly what my heart needed today. I’ve been struggling a lot lately. My anxiety has been high. I’m worried for the future, for the boys, for always being alone, just so much anxiety and this was the soothing balm that my mind, body and soul needed. Here it is:

Kellie:

I’ve been with you a third of my life! 12 years – married for 10 – 2 kids and a Bogey! Wow! 

Words are good but actions are better. 

You show me every day how much you love me and the boys. Selfless, tireless, caring, committed and devoted…

It has been amazing to watch our family grow – and thrive – together – you and I – every step of the way through life, adulthood, parenthood and beyond. Our bond is sacred and special.

No matter what the future holds for us, our past – memories, the history we have together will always keep us comforted. We have weathered so many of life storms together and there will be more ahead – but we will always be together no matter what because you are a part of me and I am a part of you.

I see you in our children like I see myself. The greatest gift you could give me – you already have – it’s your love. As hard as life can be, it’s the people you surround yourself with and spend your time with that truly makes life special. My life could not be more special thanks to you.

He’s so right. He will always live on in our memories and in our hearts. We lived so much in our time together, and while his time has ended, I’m still here. My boys are still here. I think we needed this reminder. Yes, it’s ok to be sad. It’s ok to be angry. But let it come and let is pass. And then live the shit out of this life. Love the shit out of each other. Inhale the good. Exhale the bad. And just keep going. Do what Ash would do. Live with passion and love and humor and travel and all the wonderful things that this life has to offer.

Thank you, Jonesie, for this reminder. Thank you for always being here when I need you most. The boys and I will love you always and we will honor you by living our asses off.

Dear Mike Trout…

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I will preface this by saying that the contents of this post are intended to be funny. I, in no way shape, or form believe the Mike Trout is going to move into my home and raise my children with me (obviously we would move into his house, he has a career to finish after all). Or any of the other people on this rather hilarious list. I am nothing if not honest, though, so do with it what you will. I will also say that I am 37 years old, and while I will mourn the loss of my husband for the rest of my life, I also do not intend, nor did he intend for me, to spend the rest of my life alone. So there.

As you know, my children have asked me for a new dad. I have explained to them that there is no dad store and that it will take time, patience and actual love for that to happen (all of which none of us are good at, well, we’re probably good at love I would assume. We love each other without issue, so I’ll claim that as a positive attribute in our favor.) Colt mainly copies what Jack says, but I do believe that he longs for a. his dad but since that’s not possible 2. a male figure in our home daily that will also play endless legos with him (I am not the parent that is good at playing with her children (unless it’s a sport in which I can dominate), that was always Ash’s territory. I’m more the clean your shit up, put your shit away, don’t talk back to me disciplinary bad ass of the home).

Jack, however, can’t seem to leave the subject alone. We had some time together, just the 2 of us (a very rare thing) one day last week and he really opened up to me in his sweet, innocent 10 year old boy way. He did request, again, a new dad. I explained, again, how we need time to grieve, heal and you know, meet someone that we love and loves us back, blah, blah, blah. (Not that I’m saying our conversation was blah, just summing up, if you will). Apparently that answer was not sufficient. He dove further into where we would live, would new dad coach sports and would he get to call new dad “dad” or would he have to call him Mike or LeBron or whatever his name happens to be. What a fun conversation.

In reality, I can’t imagine how he must be feeling. What a fucking load of shit both of my boys have been dealt. I was lucky enough to grow up completely with both of my parents. No death. No divorce. Just normal, middle class, American upbringing. Navigating through this load of horse dung is not for the weak of heart, I can tell you that much. Your children will throw so many curve balls, you’ll be lucky if you make contact 1 out of every 30 balls thrown. My average is probably even lower than that. But we’re all trying together. I tried to talk to him rationally. We don’t know what the future looks like. Hopefully we will meet someone when the time is right. He may or may not be as into sports as we are (actually he will have to be or it just won’t work.), I think what you call him will be a personal decision between you and him. All the things I think I’m supposed to say. Who the fuck knows?!

Well, to make matters worse, funnier, even more screwed up than they already are, Jack has come up with a list of potential “dads” that he will allow to move into our lives and assume his new role. Rounding out number 1. Mike Trout. Yes, folks, Jack will allow Mike Trout to come into our lives to step into husband, father, best friend and baseball coach. You’re welcome Mr. Trout (Tom Ferguson, if you’re reading this, you’ve got some work to do 😉 !) Coming in at a close second is Bryce Harper (sorry about your wife and child) followed by Bruno Mars (ummm ok?!), Cody Bellinger, LeBron James (again with the wife and children…) and I threw in Jordy Nelson, Chris Hemsworth (sorry about your wife and children as well) and Cam Newton (hey, we could share a wardrobe) just for good measure. Go big or go home is apparently our motto around here.

So, to you potential suitors to the Jones brood, let me tell you a little bit about what you’ll be getting. Jack and Colt are 2 of the coolest kids I know. Jack is smart, kind hearted, handsome, athletic, funny, sarcastic, compassionate and more competitive than maybe even you. He’s quite stubborn, needs a lot of prodding to get going on any one thing but once he starts, he literally can’t be stopped. My wonderfully weird Mr. Tolt is also smart, affectionate, so loving, hilarious, emotional and really good with yard tools. He’s wildly independent, thinks he knows how do anything and everything and needs no guidance from anyone and is also quite stubborn (I believe that is a big family trait, no getting around that DNA). If I had to take a stab at what each boy would become when they get older I will say that Jack (if professional athlete happens to not work out haha! – this is where you could be super helpful Mr. Trout) will become an officer of the law whether it be a sheriff, detective, prosecutor or something similar. He is a rule follower (and enforcer) through and through. Colt, on the other hand, could careless what your rules are. He will create his own. Therefore I see him owing his own business, thereby making his own rules, in a very hands on, crafty way – landscaper, land grader – something with lots of dirt and lots of heavy machinery. They are great kids and any of you would be so lucky to have one shred of a part of their lives.

Me, on the other hand, I’m a harder sell. I’m 37, a widow with 2 fan-fucking-tastic kids, stretch marks, maybe a few pounds that need shedding (although I can run a consecutive 2 whole miles though, so will probably be unrecognizable within the year). But I’m also pretty damn funny, cute when I try to be, have the mouth of a sailor, love red wine, a good book and lots of sunshine. I, too, am stubborn, sarcastic to excess and have a hard time expressing how I feel with actual words. That you speak. I can write them down like a fucking champ, though!

In all seriousness, I don’t make light of this. Like any decent parent, I hate to see my children unhappy and suffering. I wish I had that magic wand to take all their pain away. But they, we, will persevere. And as all the bull shit sayings tell you, we will be better and stronger for it in the end.

Until then, we await your call, Mike. (Insert hysterical laughter here!)

Month 2

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It’s the 12th again, and it’s amazing how one day out of the month can completely turn everything upside down. It’s like Topsy Turvy in the 2nd Mary Poppins only I’m not finding the fun in it.

This weekend, one of my greatest friends came into town to celebrate a certain age birthday that I’m not going to mention. Her husband rented us an ocean front house south from home and it was just perfect. We had a wonderful weekend of drinks, food (mainly chips), conversations, some suspect 80s music and plenty of laughter. It was perfect. But then I woke up today, the sun wasn’t shining, the wind was blowing and the rain was coming down. And I remembered what day it was.

Today is January 12, 2020. It is 10 years from Jack’s due date (random fact that doesn’t matter at all) and it is also 2 months since the death of my person. And it has been the longest 2 months of my life. Sure, some days, it feels like only yesterday he was here, on the couch, snuggled up with his damn puppy, falling asleep to the umpteenth hour of SportsCenter. But mostly, the days drag on, the nights even longer.

I came home immediately upon waking this morning (well, after packing up my stuff, washing some dishes and taking down the birthday decorations we had put up.) I put on sad country music (because that’s always wise) and I took the beach road (the slow road) the whole way home while the tears streamed silently down my cheeks. I got home to lackluster excitement from my boys and jubilant tail wagging from my dogs. I had cleaned up my act, so to speak, from my ride home but as soon as I saw my mom, the tears came again. We’ve, again, done so many things since the last time the 12th came.

We’ve celebrated birthdays – Uncle G, Jack, Jesus.

We’ve visited with more family.

Christmas didn’t kill us.

My boys destroyed me in laser tag.

We went to Busch Gardens. For Christmastown. After Christmas. Why?

We had a family sleepover with some dear friends.

I nearly didn’t survive New Year’s Day because it was just too damn hard to think about a brand new year without Ash by my side.

Both Jack and Colt have broken down countless times, just missing their dad. Funny (funny probably isn’t the right word) how month 2 seems so much more difficult than month 1 was. I guess the longer time goes on, the more real it all is. And the more they just miss him.

Basketball games started. Colt is a star galloper, also quite good at Star Wars battles on the court. Jack keeps breaking his own personal best records each game.

We have nearly finished reading Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire together. It’s taken an embarrassingly long time, I’m not all that ashamed to admit. Still have a few pages to go. We can do it!! Tonight’s goal!

I’ve continued exercising even more.

We’ve planned a night at a local resort next weekend with friends so we can swim and play and distract ourselves further.

I’ve lost another 4 pounds. (I know, still a lot to go!)

We fulfilled one of Ash’s wishes by scattering some of his ashes in the Atlantic Ocean. It was just the 3 of us and it felt good to do. It also felt like every other day because “Colt’s hogging the jar” and “Jack dumped more than me” and “I’m cold” and all those fun things that come with 2 growing adolescent boys!

I’ve found all 3 tape measures (just so darn excited about that it’s worth mentioning every time I write apparently)

We’ve laughed and cried and yelled and stayed up too late. We’ve fought, we’ve made up and we’ve fought again.

We’ve watched countless episodes of Chasing Monsters and How to Train Your Dragon Race to the Edge.

I’ve watched too much Netflix, mainly You. Oh Joe!

We just keeping doing it. Every day. Living.

They (who ever the fuck they are, I have no idea) say it gets easier. So far it hasn’t. In fact, this last month was more difficult than the one before. Maybe because of all the holidays and New Year and just more time to adjust to the new normal. And I’m not trying to be this sad, weak, complaining mess of a woman that I’m coming across as. I just don’t know how else to get it out, where to let it go. Because while some days I may not feel like putting one foot in front of the other, that’s just not an option. So the pain has to go somewhere. And this is where for me.

I know it’s just a date on a calendar. I know that everybody suffers from loss and grief and all the bull shit life can throw at you. But I’d like to propose we just remove the 12th from every month from now until forever. Except, that’s not true either. Because while it’s difficult, remembering Ash, really taking the time to think about him and remember him, doing so brings me so much more joy than pain. So keep on coming the 12th of the month. I see your sadness and raise you a heaping dose of joy.

My Achy Breaky Heart

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I remember the first time my heart was truly broken. I was 15 years old and my first “real” boyfriend had broken up with me. I can’t say that I blame him. While super cute at age 15 (haha!), I was also super insecure, jealous and an all around bitch. But I remember that pain like it was yesterday. It took me years, literally, to really get over it. I can remember every day, for a while anyway, waking up and knowing something wasn’t right, not quite remembering what and then it hitting me all over again. That deep ache in your chest, the gut-wrenching sense of loneliness, the wondering if you were ever going to be ok again or ever find love again or always be this sad, broken, spinster. Ok, so I was a bit dramatic at age 15, but, hey, at least I’m honest. I’ve grown a bit since then. At least a bit. The point is that it was awful and I can still feel that 15 year old me’s pain. The pain of rejection. Is there any knife that cuts deeper? Maybe just one.

I had another serious relationship in college. It ended from natural causes. While it made me somewhat sad, it wasn’t the pain that I had felt all those years ago. I graduated. He was transferring 6 hours away. He asked me to go with him. I thought about it, applied for jobs and then said no thank you. Take your cat, but leave my sweater. He moved to the mountains; I moved to the beach.

I had a series of other “friends” over the next few years but no real heartbreaks. Maybe some rejection that stung but easy enough to get over. I was maturing. Ha. Ha.

And then I met Ash. And we know how that went. It took a while to get going, but once it did, man, did we have fun. He ended up by moving away from our cozy little beach town. I felt that awful heartbreak all over again. Not because we broke up, but because he wasn’t an every day part of my life anymore. I loved him. And he was gone. (Ash had this great knack for always leaving me wanting more – in my more immature days, I think most of the time dating someone was more about “winning” and getting what I wanted; once I did, I got bored and moved on. With Ash, I never felt like I was winning and boy did that work! I’m not saying it’s right, I’m just saying that’s how I was at that point in my life. Stop judging me!) I’m not sure if he asked me to come or if I forced it upon him (he would tell you it was all me; I will tell you that it was both of us), but either way, 3 months later we were living together in Durango, CO in a studio apartment (our bed was literally right next to our refrigerator) making a “living” being mountain bums (instead of beach bums). Being the spoiled little brat that never left her comfort zone that I was, it was a hard transition for me. I made it so much harder than it had to be instead of just living and enjoying. I guess hindsight is always 20/20 and that’s not really the point of me writing this. Ash was great at getting me or anyone really out of their comfort zone. It was one of his gifts. He liked to draw the box and live just outside of it!

We lived in Durango; moved to Denver; got pregnant; moved to Texas; got married; had a baby; moved back to our cozy little beach town where it all began; we worked jobs we hated; we fought a lot; we went to therapy; we took cool vacations; we had another baby; we quit the jobs we hated; we opened a business; we got cancer (yes, we, Ash, Jack, Colt and me); we sold a business; we took more cool vacations; we died (yes, we, Ash forever; for the rest of us, life as we knew it died.)

Death cuts more than any rejection knife ever could. It’s so final. Unless, of course, Ash is a Jedi and we didn’t know it and he’ll come back to us in hologram form but only when we’re really in trouble. In which case, send on the Sith, I’d really like to see my person again.

All jokes aside, I have grown from that 15 year old girl (bitch). Obviously I feel a shit ton of pain. But it doesn’t consume me. I’m able to get up, get dressed, function and even have fun. I’ve had lots of fun over the last almost 2 months since Ash has been gone. But it’s all tainted with heartbreak. So many times I have so many things to tell him, or text him, or call him to say. The other morning I woke up to this pushing on my lower back, to the point where I thought I was going to fall out of bed and I reached my arm back and said out loud, Ash, stop. But it wasn’t him. It was his damn puppy. Because he’s not here. I know I sound like a broken record. But fuck. It fucking sucks.

Mustard is Sexy

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I debated on what this next post should be about. Part of me thought it was necessary to divulge what happened New Year’s Eve (super amazing night with friends, lots of Tito’s, too much champagne, plenty of dancing and tons of laughter), the devastation of New Year’s day (and it wasn’t just the hangover, really didn’t feel all that hungover to be perfectly honest) and the lack of sleep on both nights. But then I decided my posts have been morose enough as of late and you’re probably all sick of my depressing bull shit and want to tell me to woman the fuck up! If you do want to say that though, screw you, I’m going through a lot, it’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to!!!!!

I thought, instead, I’d take it on back to those glorious, rocky, uncertain dating days with my Mr. Wonderful (which is an ironic nickname because Ash was many things, wonderful probably not being his top quality. I actually just had a very similar conversation with one of my closest friends the other day. How Ash was so great at living! It was probably the thing he was best at, that and anything related to golf. But he sure did suck at real life, you know the parenting and the paying the bills and the husbanding and the getting a job and the real deal, real life shit that we all have to do!! It’s ok, he knew it, too. I’m not speaking ill of the dead! (I guess technically I am, but it’s not anything I wouldn’t and didn’t say to his face.))

We last left off with Ash calling me to find out what color sheets I thought he should purchase. That was probably one of the strangest phone calls of my life, but I went with it. He did not, as previously stated, ask me on another date on that phone call. Again, WTF, why did he call, why did he want my opinion, what is up with this guy? I thought, like you probably did, oh, he wants my opinion on sheets, perhaps he has pictured me in these sheets with him. But, then he said thanks and hung up. What in the actual fuck?

The next day was a Friday. I worked and then had plans to go out with some girlfriends. I think we went to a wine tasting that I very vaguely remember. I drank too much then went home with said girlfriends and drank some more. Shocking, I know. Some things never change. I lived in this adorable cottage at the time, right across the street from the beach, old Nags Head style cedar shake with red trim. The floors were made of 2x4s I’m pretty sure and all the dirt and sand from upstairs fell through the cracks in the wood so that it often felt like its was raining dirt in the downstairs of the house. I loved it, though. It was perfect for a young and vibrant 24 year old girl that was obsessed with sandy toes and sun kissed skin.

I wake up Saturday morning to my phone ringing at some ungodly hour, like 8 am. I look at it, see that it’s Ash, wonder if he’s looking at dish towels now and really needs my opinion on that as well. I answer it because 1. I’m intrigued and b. I’m kind of excited, interested, confused. Low and behold, he asks me out! He finally asks me out again. Only, he’s literally asking me out right that minute. Like, he’s going to pick me up in 20 minutes, can I be ready. Ummm, not really, but like the dumb 24 year old twit that I am, I say absolutely, no problem, see you in 20.

Ash is a realtor back then. Not a good one, but a realtor nonetheless and he has to go sit at an open house down at some condos an hour south from where we are. I don’t think I even showered, no time. I throw on a denim skirt, a pink polo shirt and the most adorable pink Sperry topsiders that also happen to be 1/2 size too small but they were so darn cute, I just couldn’t resist (told you I was a twit). I toss my hair on top of my head, quick swipe of mascara and a touch of lip gloss (so simple when you’re so young) and voila, I’m almost presentable. Never mind the alcohol seeping out of my pores or my stomach that is ready to revolt at any minute (whether from nerves or the aforementioned alcohol, I’m not sure).

He picks me up and takes me to a local deli to grab a breakfast sandwich and lunch because I guess we’ll be gone a while (wish I had known that before I put on the damn pink shoes that are a 1/2 size too small, probably why I have a foot issues presently). I will say I won the breakfast order – ham, egg and cheese on a croissant. I had a hard time with ordering my lunch. I am a mayo girl. I am also a girl riddled with anxiety and fear of people’s opinions of me (at that time anyway, who am I kidding, I’m still anxiety riddled) so I order a turkey sandwich with mustard because clearly mustard is a sexier choice than mayo (seriously, this is my thought process and also one of Ash’s favorite things about me – when he learned this he both teased and loved it mercilessly). Mustard. The sexy condiment.

We make our way south to the condos and literally just sit in the clubhouse. All. Day. Long. Except of course when he decides we should really go check out the surf because he brought his surf board and maybe he should do that for a while. See? Worst realtor ever. We check out the surf (there was none), we walk on the beach, we take a nature trail to the sound. You know what we don’t do? Sell any condos! We eat our lunch, my sexy mustard, his much more delicious mayo. The day drags on. I’m dog tired. My head hurts. I’m thirsty. And I just want to go home. I was enjoying his company. We talked endlessly. This just wasn’t the day for marathon dates and conversation and nerves and excitement. My stomach was too delicate. Probably had everything to do with nasty mustard. Bleck!

5 pm finally hits. There’s been not one single person interested in a Slash Creek Condo and we finally start the trek home. Only hold up, Ash has decided we should also have dinner. Holy shit. I don’t want to say no. I also don’t want to say yes. But I’m young, weak and a little dumb and I do say yes but in my head I’m screaming. Why are we having 3 dates today? We’ve had breakfast and lunch and now dinner, too?! I just want to go home!!! But I also like that he’s liking me. He hasn’t touched me all day. No hand holding. No hugging. No kissing. Surely, after all this, he will take me home and something! A hug, a kiss, a full on make-out? I wouldn’t be opposed to any of it. But, alas, nothing. Not even a high five. I can’t exactly remember how it ended, what was said. I know we didn’t make more plans for another date. Jesus Christ, we just had dates 2, 3 and 4 all in the same day. I still like him though. He’s cute, funny, seemingly nice and really hungry all the time!

I asked him out for date 3, didn’t wait for him this time, so progressive of me. Took him to dinner and The Lost Colony (front row seats – do you know what you don’t want front row seats for? If you guessed The Lost Colony, you hit the nail on the head!! So fucking loud!) He took me home afterward, and still no kiss, no hand holding, nothing. I’m so confused.

Date 4 he invited me over for dinner that he was making. They were the worst fucking tacos I have ever had in my life. Seriously. (a little fact I didn’t divulge until years later) We watched a movie after. I can’t remember what the movie was, but he finally kissed me. Like, a lot. Finally.

Dating Ash was always so much fun. Even after marriage, we still dated each other all the time. Real life we weren’t always great at, but dating, we had that down. So make sure you still make time to date each other, enjoy each other, dress up for each other, go out, watch movies and make out on the couch. You never know when something will change your life forever and make you realize how lucky you were to experience all that love, lust and fun.