2 blogs in one week?! What are we doing, Kellie? What can I say, it’s either feast or famine around here. And sometimes when inspiration strikes, ya just gotta roll … Continue reading No Hands, No Hands!
Category: sarcasm
Your Mom
Disclaimer: Maybe I’ve already told this story but I’m old, I can’t remember and I don’t feel like looking back to either confirm or deny. And it’s a story that … Continue reading Your Mom
Empty Nest Ish
“How are you?” In the words of my father, every time you ask him anything, that’s a loaded question. And it’s one that I keep getting, as we all do. … Continue reading Empty Nest Ish
Aptitude Ineptitude
Back when I was a junior in high school, I took an aptitude test called the ASVAB (Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery), mainly to get out of regular class but … Continue reading Aptitude Ineptitude
Mammogram 101
Disclaimer: That photo relates to nothing but look how studious I look. Like a professor teaching Mammogram 101. Also, this is all about titties. In case that wasn’t clear. Ladies, … Continue reading Mammogram 101
Welfare Check In
Is one allowed to perform her own welfare check? Probably not. Alas, here I am, doing it anyway. As should be our right, to check in on ourselves, try to … Continue reading Welfare Check In
Bless My Heart
Disclaimer: That photo has absolutely nothing to do with this shit show of a story. They’re just my favorites and the whole reason I haven’t yet sold everything I own … Continue reading Bless My Heart
Free Circus
Disclaimer: This is long as fuck. But mildly entertaining. And a little depressing. Have fun. Today is my anniversary (thank you, Mom, for reminding me of the exact date). Would … Continue reading Free Circus
2022: How I Won’t Miss You
Another year has come and gone. I was not sad to see 2022 end. Truthfully, I haven’t been sad to see a year end since Ash died in 2019. 3 … Continue reading 2022: How I Won’t Miss You
Get Lit
Disclaimer: I say the fuck word. A lot. And other bad words. It’s been a bit since I’ve had anything to say. That’s not quite true. I always have things … Continue reading Get Lit
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