I had a dream. And not in the Martin Luther King way. This dream in no way will or has affected anyone but me. It’s not life altering and altruistic … Continue reading The Grand Finale?
Category: funny
No Hands, No Hands!
2 blogs in one week?! What are we doing, Kellie? What can I say, it’s either feast or famine around here. And sometimes when inspiration strikes, ya just gotta roll … Continue reading No Hands, No Hands!
Your Mom
Disclaimer: Maybe I’ve already told this story but I’m old, I can’t remember and I don’t feel like looking back to either confirm or deny. And it’s a story that … Continue reading Your Mom
You Ain’t Gotta Go To Work Work Work
Well. I did it. I applied for a job. I interviewed for a job. I took a job. I showed up at a job. I even completed my first week … Continue reading You Ain’t Gotta Go To Work Work Work
Empty Nest Ish
“How are you?” In the words of my father, every time you ask him anything, that’s a loaded question. And it’s one that I keep getting, as we all do. … Continue reading Empty Nest Ish
Aptitude Ineptitude
Back when I was a junior in high school, I took an aptitude test called the ASVAB (Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery), mainly to get out of regular class but … Continue reading Aptitude Ineptitude
Mammogram 101
Disclaimer: That photo relates to nothing but look how studious I look. Like a professor teaching Mammogram 101. Also, this is all about titties. In case that wasn’t clear. Ladies, … Continue reading Mammogram 101
Welfare Check In
Is one allowed to perform her own welfare check? Probably not. Alas, here I am, doing it anyway. As should be our right, to check in on ourselves, try to … Continue reading Welfare Check In
Are You There, Ash? It’s Me, Kellie
I’m not looking to get into any kind of debate here. We all have our beliefs, and we all have our doubts and we probably all hate ourselves a little … Continue reading Are You There, Ash? It’s Me, Kellie
Bless My Heart
Disclaimer: That photo has absolutely nothing to do with this shit show of a story. They’re just my favorites and the whole reason I haven’t yet sold everything I own … Continue reading Bless My Heart
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